<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 17:24:21 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>AJ4A</title><description/><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/</link><managingEditor>Justin</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>82</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-797595565304883374</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-07-13T13:57:22.011-07:00</atom:updated><title>Laser Engraved iPhone!</title><atom:summary type='text'>This was bound to surface sooner or later; looks pretty good on that surface, no?  Got this from deviceninesix.






iphone</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2007/07/laser-engraved-iphone.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-6644644859091831078</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 19:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-03-16T12:18:26.804-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>spam poetry</category><title>Today's Spam</title><atom:summary type='text'>Subject Line:  For example, you simply do not know if you will wake up tomorrow.

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•When giving to others also equates to sacrificing oneself then we will become discontent and eventually ill.

•How do we learn the things we value most? 

•A tragic event in our lives simply does not heal by virtue of the fact that it was something that occurred further and further back in time.

•There is </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2007/03/todays-spam.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-116571910647428285</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-09T18:51:46.486-08:00</atom:updated><title>Saturday Spam</title><atom:summary type='text'>This comes as a relief to you, as you get scattered when forced to work with large groups.</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/12/saturday-spam.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-116526791715484700</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 21:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-12-04T13:31:57.166-08:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>Their talking, and my respectfully listening, I ought rather to is there anybody here for a youngster booked in the name of the same materials are scattered over the desks?  Too miserable again, and I listen to all they tell me with a vague feeling of aggression.</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/12/their-talking-and-my-respectfully.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-116491641093611433</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 19:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-30T11:53:30.960-08:00</atom:updated><title></title><atom:summary type='text'>•Their powerful convictions remind him of the man he once was.

•She sets out to strike down her once fellow exploratory.

•The club scene is dead.</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/11/their-powerful-convictions-remind-him.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-116482698808782229</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-29T11:06:08.680-08:00</atom:updated><title>Spam is Profound.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Yes, kind readers, I abandoned you months ago.  What can I say?  I never loved you and I'm sorry.  No.  Of course I have no readers in this space, but if you accidentally happened upon the page then you're in luck because I have something that I'd like you to take a look at.  It's spam.

Yahoo's spam filter is great, but lately some emails advertising stock tips have been slipping through.  I </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/11/spam-is-profound.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-114481522853917136</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-11T21:13:48.553-07:00</atom:updated><title>Avid Keyboard, You're the Best.</title><atom:summary type='text'>

Until further notice I'm dedicating my partition of myspace to mygirlfriend: Avid Keyboard. Look at her there, just waiting patiently for me to tell her what to do. She never complains, never protests; even if she knows I'm making a mistake she goes along with it so as not to embarrass me in front of my clients. You're smart as a tack AK; I love to tell the guys about that time you digitized </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/04/avid-keyboard-youre-best.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-114408701620836320</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-03T10:56:56.220-07:00</atom:updated><title>Bye Katie.  Maybe.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Well, the lion's share of my blog material looks like she's on her way out.  Now what will I do.  Raise your hand if you want to read my college thesis about Calvin and Hobbes.

TV Week.</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/04/bye-katie-maybe.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-114296955688098867</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 19:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-21T11:32:36.936-08:00</atom:updated><title>President Bush Says Something Good.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Today for a brief moment during his press conference, the clouds parted and President Bush said Something.  The 's' is capital because for once the man gave an unscripted, cogent response to a reporter who was badgering him about why we're Over There.  Here it is:

REPORTER:  "Sorry. I was wondering: Have the difficulties of the last three years made the job of those reformers more difficult?"

</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/03/president-bush-says-something-good.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-114245283227910493</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-15T12:00:32.290-08:00</atom:updated><title>ESPN.com sucks now.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Just wanted to say that the new ESPN.com look is a crappy mish-mash of all kinds of weirdo design elements and that I'm against it. This morning I'm sitting in an online session and I thought to myself "hey, what's going on in the sports world?". I hit ESPN.com and immediately felt like someone had turned a fire hose on me. I didn't know where to turn- i was blinded by columns, blinking logos, </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/03/espncom-sucks-now.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-113878041528351729</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-01-31T23:53:35.340-08:00</atom:updated><title>Syrian Airspace.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Maybe your boring Initech existence isn't so bad afterall.  Take it from this guy blogging over in Syria; you don't know what hell is.  

Anything good in GW's State of the Union tonight?  I didn't see it, but I'm betting he didn't say "Look, I know we've made a mess of things.  We tanked this assignment, no doubt about it.  It's going to be my legacy now and there's nothing I can do about that.</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/01/syrian-airspace.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-113695680390597441</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 04:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-01-10T21:20:03.963-08:00</atom:updated><title>Olympians, Positive Reinforcement, and My Gym.</title><atom:summary type='text'>I was chugging along on the treadmill the other morning at my gym - and by chugging along I of course mean "running like a gazelle at a much higher level than everyone else because I'm in peak physical condition and am in fact the perfect human specimen" - anyway I was chugging along on the treadmill at my gym the other morning when all of a sudden a voice comes over the loudspeaker and starts </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2006/01/olympians-positive-reinforcement-and.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-113030435343663024</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-26T09:18:28.336-07:00</atom:updated><title>Bill Simmons book signing.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Tonight I finally met Bill Simmons in person after years of reading his column and even a few email exhanges here and there.  He did a book signing over at Borders in Westwood so I figured I'd go over there and kill two birds with one stone (bird one: actually get book.  bird two: get book signed and meet Bill).  A couple of highlites: some girl went to the signing for her boyfriend, who couldn't</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/10/bill-simmons-book-signing.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-112943230081566515</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 03:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-15T20:12:42.140-07:00</atom:updated><title>USC Trojans: Don't respect this paper tiger of a team.  Also they might be racists.</title><atom:summary type='text'>A number one ranked team that almost loses every game it plays. Un-freaking believable. That ball going out of bounds on the second to last play seems like the kind of thing that breaks for these guys every single week. Look, I was a believer earlier this season. Josh and I were admitting to each other that the Trojans were men among boys. But I like my #1's to be unstoppable. I like them to walk</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/10/usc-trojans-dont-respect-this-paper.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-112858065039566986</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 02:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-05T23:42:28.903-07:00</atom:updated><title>Let's Get Nuts:  Gillette Unvails the Fusion.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Well, I suppose we should have seen this coming.   The arms race that is the international men's shaving market now escalates with Gillette's introduction of their five-bladed machete known as the Fusion.  In my last razor entry I quickly dismissed Schick's Quattro four-blader as a nonsensical piece of machinery that we need not pay any attention to.  I still stand by that, basically because they</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/10/lets-get-nuts-gillette-unvails-fusion.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-112789336590102405</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-09-28T00:42:46.056-07:00</atom:updated><title>Grand Theft Justin.</title><atom:summary type='text'>This week some hoodlums broke into my house and stole a bunch of stuff that I don't care about.  Actually I cared about the 4 seasons worth of West Wing DVD's they took, and also about the Seinfeld box set my sister got me for my birthday.  But I didn't really care about any of the others anymore.  And apparently they don't care about black and white movies, because those were the discs they left</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/09/grand-theft-justin.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-112310489523921264</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2005 21:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-08-03T14:36:00.810-07:00</atom:updated><title>Quote of the Day</title><atom:summary type='text'>Alright, AJ4A doesn't do 'quotes of the day', but this was just too good to be true.  The quote comes from this week's issue of TIME magazine, which features an article about the average American 13 year old and his relationship with God.  Bryan Wilkerson, a senior youth pastor in Lexington, Mass., says that young adults are more willing to listen to the ministry of a twenty-something youth </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/08/quote-of-day.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-112275397833337777</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Jul 2005 19:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-07-30T13:06:18.336-07:00</atom:updated><title>Help Yourself.</title><atom:summary type='text'>A coupla months ago I was complaining about the ONE campaign (white bracelets, celebrities, etc) and basically talking out of my ass regarding the controversial nature of foreign aid to Africa.  Well, check out this story in today's news cycle.  America: don't let celebrities tell you how to think.  Read some things written by experts and think for yourself.</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/07/help-yourself.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-111786447652931349</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2005 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-07-08T18:00:38.370-07:00</atom:updated><title>Schick Wins a Battle in the Razor Wars.</title><atom:summary type='text'>I wrote about the Mach 3 Power razor in this space last year, and as it turns out my review was money.  This disturbing report came in about a month ago to confirm what we already knew: putting batteries in one of your products so that it vibrates does not make it a technological achievement, it just makes it vibrate.  The lawyers at Schick took one look at the Mach 3 advertising and said "hey, </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/07/schick-wins-battle-in-razor-wars.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-112019742368429871</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2005 05:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-06-30T23:00:01.446-07:00</atom:updated><title>AJ4A: Worst Page in the Universe</title><atom:summary type='text'>I have nothing for you.  My fans have been writing in wanting some AJ, but all my energy is going into the 70 hours a week I give to my place of employment and the 2-5 hours of partying I do seemingly every night.  But here's something for you Sports Guy readers: I am the first one to post something on the internet about Dicky Barrett (lead singer, Mighty Mighty Bosstones) doing the voice of the </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/06/aj4a-worst-page-in-universe.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-111786434448147295</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2005 05:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-06-03T23:06:25.736-07:00</atom:updated><title>What is the Matter With You.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Savvy web surfers like yourselves may already know of the website they call tired, but if you didn't then you'll be glad I mentioned it.  Well, not glad.  That's probably too strong.  You'll be amused.  No, no not that either.  You'll be not UNglad; how about that.  Yes.  Not UNglad that I mentioned tired to you.  Anyway I don't have much of a commentary or point to make here, just to say that </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/06/what-is-matter-with-you.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-111620775763122067</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 17:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-05-16T07:54:53.456-07:00</atom:updated><title>Art Patron.</title><atom:summary type='text'>Got a free weekend while working in New York?  Go check out some art.  During the day, I mean.  At night you should go out drinking until the sun rises.  You'll feel like a degenerate afterwards, but in a good way.  Ok so about the art.  A friend at work told me about this great exhibit going on at Deitch Projects in SoHo.  I'd seen some of Barry McGee's work at SFMOMA last time I was there, so I</atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/05/art-patron.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-111611458208503219</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2005 23:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-05-14T17:03:44.283-07:00</atom:updated><title>Live from New York, it's Saturday.</title><atom:summary type='text'>I live in the huge, positively huge city of Los Angeles.  New York (I'm here working this month) is huge too, but much, much more massive.  The same amount of people in half (a quarter?  a fifth?) of the space.  The same amount of people, except instead of spread out, they're spread up.  With everyone packed so close together, lined up next to each other in every bar, every shopping area, every </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/05/live-from-new-york-its-saturday.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-111561346169573454</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2005 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-05-10T22:39:15.093-07:00</atom:updated><title>Attention Passengers</title><atom:summary type='text'>Dear Person Sitting Next to Me on the Plane,

We've been through a lot together.  That 3 hour delay out of O'Hare, the cancelled flight to Oakland, hell, we go all the way back to the time when flight attendants were still called stewardesses.  You've sat next to me during good times and bad, and there are plenty of adventures we've still yet to share.  But it's time we had a talk.  There are </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/05/attention-passengers.html</link><author>Justin</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5933947.post-111346277271486083</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2005 06:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-04-14T08:49:46.370-07:00</atom:updated><title>Your Cause Needs a Bracelet</title><atom:summary type='text'>Saw the new ad for the ONE campaign tonight.  In it a slew of recognizeable celebrities (including the recognizeable only to LA people Jack Valenti and the inexplicably thrown in there for no good reason Pat Buchanan) explain to me in no uncertain terms that "we can beat extreme poverty, starvation, and AIDS" if we all join together and throw a bunch of money at the problem.  Lofty, but possibly </atom:summary><link>http://www.andjustinforall.com/2005/04/your-cause-needs-bracelet.html</link><author>Justin</author></item></channel></rss>