Friday, August 27, 2004

reality check

Hi there. Day three in my visit to the former Yugoslavia. I probably won't be posting too much after this, as I'm leaving on Sunday or Monday for a weeklong roadtrip to the coast and through to Budapest. The city has been pretty much how you'd imagine it to be. Every building you pass has a sense of permanence and history to it, everything is beautiful and old.

I'll show you one picture of the city and then leave you alone. Here is the statue that resides in the center of Zagreb. This guy was one of Croatia's early war heros, and his statue resided in this place, with the sword facing towards their enemy, the Austro-Hungarian empire. The statue was then hidden away for years, passed around in basements all over the countryside until the fall of communist Yugoslavia late last century. It now stands again, this time facing East towards this century's enemy: Serbia. A quick refresher in case you're not familiar with that conflict- you've got the Bloods and the Crips, the Hatfields and the McCoys, the Palestinians and the Israelis, and then, way over to the right of the scale, are the Croats and the Serbs. These two teams simply do not like each other. I knew about it, but I didn't know about it until this week. There's formalized segregation and everything: black roofs for Serb houses, red roofs for Croat houses. Separate restaurants and grocery stores. You could probably murder a Serb in the street here and not really face a penalty. Not that there are much of any laws to begin with. Most of the city's statutes- everything from speed limits to real estate license qualifications- serve as mere guidelines rather than enforced laws. Gangs of gypsy children roam the streets agressively pan-handling and pick-pocketing anyone and everyone. I asked if there are laws or if the city does anything. "Well" Nancy said, "Usually if a shopowner catches one of those kids in their store they'll just grab them by the hair toss them out on the street." Ok then. I'm off on a tangent now but what I meant to say is that it's much more nationalistic than I'd anticipated. Let's end with this: when Croats greet each other on the phone, on the street, in email, whatever, they say "Bok". This is a condensed version of how they used to say hello and goodbye: "Bog i Hrvati", literally: "God and Croatians".

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Dobro dosli u Hrvatskoj

That's welcome to Croatia, if you're not an eastern blocker. I'm not either, I'm from NorCal, but I'm here now so hopefully I'll actually have some interesting material to post here in the coming weeks. For instance, we're going to visit Dubrava later this week - a shady part of town where, if one were so inclined, you can buy goods from the old soviet armament such as, um, tanks. Can't wait.

T and Nancy

Saturday, August 14, 2004

Work Hard. Like Me.

Remember studying for college finals and all of a sudden you'd check a clock and think to yourself "hey, if I keep studying and screwing around with my roommates for another three hours, it'll be only four more hours until I've been awake for 24 hours." Maybe that was just us in Saxon K35. At any rate I've officially reached that point tonight except I'm not in college anymore- I'm at my job. And I'm here to tell you people, it is way, way less fun doing this at work. See you tomorrow morning.

Saturday, August 07, 2004

Miss July 2004, will you marry me?

It's recently been brought to my attention that Playboy's Miss July 2004, Stephanie Glasson, listed Tool as one of her favorite bands. Luckily I'm a subscriber, so I rushed to verify what obviously must be some sort of misunderstanding. Happily, I was wrong. It's the promise of moments like these that keeps me renewing my subscription year after year. This week I discovered that I can have my cake and eat it too: that their are women out there who like the art I like, and at the same time are stop-traffic beautiful. At long last I have my justifiable excuse for not getting into a serious relationship- because somewhere out there are girls like this. After this month's Playboy, I now know that I'll never be able to settle for anything less. I guess the only real option is to quit my job and dedicate my life to pursuing Miss July 2004. Thank you Jesus.