posting impaired

What can I say? There just isn't all that much to go over with you right now. I'm still hungover from the election and, now, Thanksgiving to really put in any effort here. And you'll get nothing from me regarding my personal life, because it's none of your damn business (unless we're talking about playmates, then of course I must divulge all). I guess there's just a coupla things: first of all, have you seen Burger King's whole pay per view chicken fight thing? Brutal, comedy-free Chicken Fight is their way of getting me into their fast food place. So weird, I just don't understand what kind of marketing research led them to this end. Thing number two: up until this afternoon I was under the impression that Big and Rich was some kind of hip-hop outfit along the lines of the Cash Money Millionaires. Turns out they're just country and western artists (with a fresh new twist!). That makes me a racist. Or a stereotypist. Or an idiot.

Speaking of typists, have you seen me type? I'm kinda fast.