Miss July 2004, will you marry me?

It's recently been brought to my attention that Playboy's Miss July 2004, Stephanie Glasson, listed Tool as one of her favorite bands. Luckily I'm a subscriber, so I rushed to verify what obviously must be some sort of misunderstanding. Happily, I was wrong. It's the promise of moments like these that keeps me renewing my subscription year after year. This week I discovered that I can have my cake and eat it too: that their are women out there who like the art I like, and at the same time are stop-traffic beautiful. At long last I have my justifiable excuse for not getting into a serious relationship- because somewhere out there are girls like this. After this month's Playboy, I now know that I'll never be able to settle for anything less. I guess the only real option is to quit my job and dedicate my life to pursuing Miss July 2004. Thank you Jesus.